The Greatest Thing Ever to Happen in the History of Movies (or Maybe All of Existence) There will be a t.A.T.u. movie. Yes, that t.A.T.u. (note the funked up capitalization... I don't know why it's done, but it seems very important). The Russian/not-really-lesbian/nowhere-resembling-talented-but-at-least-their-producers-gave-them-a-catchy-song-or-two group from... what... 2002 (good heavens... it's been 5 years? now I feel old...). According to Variety, the movie is: Set against a background of music, Internet chatrooms and hedonistic Russian nightlife, it's the story of a lonely American teenager in Moscow who becomes friends with a local girl over their shared obsession with pop band t.A.T.u. I can't think of a more moronic premise for a movie, but I have to admit a bit of curiosity.
Just In Case You Missed It I watch precisely zero TV. While this gives me plenty of time to waste on the 8 billion other wasteful ventures I squander it on, it also leaves me sorely behind the times on nearly everything... ...but especially commericals. In case you missed it, this might be the weirdest commercial I've seen since the banned Sprotska commercials. (yeah, I know there's the cat decapitation one, too... but that one really isn't that funny) COBRAAAAA!! SUPER ROCK'N'ROLL 'Sober' is a pretty decent song, coincidentally.
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